dulect:

when you get yelled at and you don’t know what’s happening

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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(Source: suburbsclone)


miss-stormborn:

vinebox:

if girls acted towards guys the same way guys act towards girls

if i had some salsa
i’d put it on your dick and eat it


Satellite High - The Bus Is Late
583,069 plays!

nearly-headless-horseman:

must-be-a-thursday:

First time listening:

Second time listening:

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Third time listening:

WAITING FOR THE BUS TOOK A PICTURE OF ANOTHER BUS WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS AS THE SUN CAME UP BUT THE SUN AIN’T OUT NO MORE CAUSE IT’S GREY WAITING FOR THE BUS THERE’S A GREY ONE BLUE ONE A RED ONE ALL OF THEM TURNED AWAY I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS GOTTA CATCH A BUS GOTTA WATCH NEWS GOTTA REGIMENT A PLAN FOR THE DAY

BUS

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This beat is so sick, it never falters, even thru all of the transitions omg what is this alien beauty?

(Source: sanity-schmanity)


so now my parents are downstairs talking about me bc they think im like distraught about my brother leaving to go to uni lmao


puppyscientist:

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

all i want is a house in the forest and no job, 10 dogs, wifi and someone to cuddle with


dulect:

when you get yelled at and you don’t know what’s happening

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cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

(Source: deadtrash)


thatdamnskeleton:

October is a month away?

 IT’S TIME TO…

Skeletonize